1. They Will Fire You Over Anything - Even A Broken Ankle
Image source/ cinemablendLanding a job at Disney World is notoriously difficult, but keeping your spot is ten times harder! Underneath the flawless exterior, these parks are hiding some ugly secrets that they would rather their guests didn't find out about. A Reddit user revealed their friend was fired for eating a piece of popcorn that fell on their shirt and a theme park princess was given the boot over a broken ankle! Talk about strict...Original content sourced from Femanin.com2. It's Vital To Stay In Character...Even If You're Dying!
Image source/PinterestIf you're wearing a Disney costume then you had better make sure to never, EVER break character -even if you are dying! One of the parks scuba instructors who took on the role of 'Water Goofy' was made to agree that in the event he started to drown, he would have to be taken from the area completely before his costume would be removed. CPR wouldn't ever be performed on scene. Crazy, right?3. Characters In Full Costume Are Banned From Talking!
Image source/ RedditIf you've ever been to Disney World and asked Mickey Mouse for directions, you probably thought he was being ignorant when he didn't respond. But in reality, everyone in full costume is forbidden from talking to anyone! So even if they wanted to they couldn't.4. Guests LOVE Bringing Their Dead Relatives To The Park!
Image source/ Walt Street JournalNot all Disney World guests come to have fun on the rides and takes selfies with their favourite characters... One of the weirder things Disney employees have grown used to, is the abundance of guests who bring their dead relatives along with them.One Disney begged:“Please PLEASE leave your cremated loved ones at home. Stop dumping them in Haunted Mansion. They just get vacuumed up and disposed of.”
5. You Will Be Banned For Life!
Image source/ Fox35If you are caught spreading your loved ones ashes on Disney property then you could find yourself hit with a lifetime ban. Another employee commented:“You get banned for life for that, and the ashes get cleaned up, or the water gets dumped. If you respect your loved one’s remains, do not do this.”
6. Security Is Always Watching!
Image source/ Disney BlogIn order to keep the parks safe, Disney has hired more security guards than you could ever imagine, but where are they? These undercover guards are EVERYWHERE and they're dressed like the average tourist to ensure they fit right in so no one will notice them!
7. Characters Are Attacked All The Time!
Image source/ PinterestIt's not just fairytale villains these characters have to worry about, they also have to watch out for the hostile families that come to visit them! Scuffles are a regular occurrence at Disney World and are almost always the result of inpatient parents. An insider even reported that Pluto's leg was broken by a family, after the employee announced she was taking her break.8. The Water Around The Rides Is Filthy!
Image source/ Theme Part TouristYou should seriously rethink taking a refreshing dip in the water surrounding theme park rides. Aside from there being remnants of passed loved ones floating around in there, the water is also filled with puke and who knows what else. Pretty gross, right?9. Lines Are Serious Business!
Image source/ HurrikatWaiting in a long queue could quite possibly be the definition of Hell, and if you go to Disney World it's something you have to expect. But be warned, most park goers take queuing very seriously and anyone that cuts in line could end up with a fist in their face!
10. They REALLY Don't Want To Hold Your Baby!

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Taking photos with your fave childhood characters is what going to Disney World is all about, right? But plenty of people take things too far when they hand over their newborns to fully costumed employees! One former Disney cast member shared:“I can’t see [anything] in Goofy let alone other costumes and I’m wearing giant gloves or paws or whatever depending on what character I am. Why would you let me hold your baby? Yeesh!”11. A Lot Of S*x Goes On Behind The Scenes!
Image source/ showbizcheatsheetIt's not as innocent as it looks. After everyone has left for the evening, things get steamy between the employees who wind down by having a lot of s*x! According to the Disney staff, public s*x in the park grounds and orgies in the College Program dorms happen all the time.12. There's A Secret Tunnel That Collects Your Rubbish!

13. Disney Jail Is A Real Thing!
Image source/ DisneywikiLaugh all you want, but Disney jail is very real - while it may not be as cruel as The Evil Queen's dungeon, it's no walk in the park either. A former member of staff disclosed:“They have a holding place, and on Disney property there is a police station.”14. Disney Character Cliques!
Image source/ The Disney BlogIt might come as a shock, but not all Disney characters get along! If you are playing the part of one of the OG princesses for example, you may find yourself snubbed by the newer and ''cooler'' princesses like Moana and Elsa! Okurrrr. In the break rooms, these cast members don't even sit near each other. It's like high school all over again!15. Staff Communicate In Code!
Image source/ CNBCDisney World employees are all about giving guests a magical experience and to make sure that magic never dies, they go as far as to talk to each other in code in the instance of emergencies, i.e. ''balloon'' really means ''blood.'' Nobody wants to hear blood being shouted around.16. People Are Always Trying To Sneak Their Kids Onto Rides!
Image source/ Wales OnlineWhen it comes to making the decision between keeping your baby safe or going on a roller-coaster, we'd like to hope you'd make the right choice. Unfortunately, plenty of parents try to smuggle their infants onto rides in the most bizarre ways...A Redditor shared:“This couple were trying to ride Space Mountain, and had a black duffel bag. [A crew member] heard something come from the bag, so he asked them to open it. They refused. Security comes, forces them to open it. It was their 6 month old baby,”17. There Are No Friends And Family Discounts!
Image source/ Disney Food BlogIf you were hoping to bully one of your mates into working at Disney World so you could get a discount on rides, then we're sorry to say - it doesn't work that way. Cast members can get into parks for free whenever they want, but that luxury no longer extends to friends and family!18. Bad Things DO Happen!
Image source/ Destination tipsBad things do even happen at Disney. Although Disney tries their best to prevent dangerous situations from happening, some things are unavoidable. One busy holiday weekend saw a guest begin stabbing other park goers, in an attempt to escape the crowds!20. Sexual Harassment Is Commonplace!
Image source/ Inside the magicIf you've ever fantasised about getting it on with a Disney princess then, maybe keep those thoughts to yourself - trust us, the staff at Disney World have heard it all before and they don't want to hear it again. Each day the ladies (and gentlemen) that bring our beloved characters to life have to deal with skeevy comments. Don't be that person guys!21. The Little Book Of Rules!
Image source/ SFgateKeeping up with the theme parks strict rules is a tall order but don't worry -employees get to carry around a handy, pocket sized book that details all the dos and don'ts of Disney! This way, they can remember them all and use them as a reminder to look at.22. Staff Have To Know EVERYTHING!
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23. Not Everyone Was A Fan Of Ratatouille!
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24. Mickey Mouse Is Everywhere -You Just Have To Find Him!
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25. Graceful Pick-Ups!
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26. Rewarding Those Who Follow The Rules!
Image source/ Inside the magicIf you find following the rules is taking the fun out of working at Disney, then you only have to remember one, very important thing: those who keep up appearances are generously rewarded. You can enter any park on your day off free of charge and all food, drink and merchandise can be yours at a discounted price!27. Disney's Animal Kingdom is Underground!
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28. Working At Disney Is Like Being In The Scouts!
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29. Appearances Are Important To Disney!

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31. There Are No Backstage Passes At Disney!
Image source/ MarcaIf a visitor is spotted heading to a part of the park which is off limits to guests, the cast refers to them as “going backstage”. They will never break the magic by simply admitting a guest found the cafeteria or dressing rooms! Every part has to be magical...32. Just Keep Smiling!
Image source/ PinterestYour cheeks are starting to hurt and your teeth feel as though they might have actually fused together? Too bad! No one is allowed to quit smiling, not even for a moment! As well as painting on a happy face, staff must also ensure to have perfect posture and refrain from eating anywhere a guest might see them!33. You Will Never Forget The Parade!
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34. No Updating Your Followers At Work!
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35. Absolutely No Selfies!
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36. The Park Smells Good Enough To Eat!
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37. Romance In The Workplace Happens All The Time!
Image source/ casiolavacationhomesRemember we sad that staff are prone to having very public sex after the park closes for the night? Well, many employees actually fall in love! What better place for romance to blossom than at Disney World -so long as you keep things on the DL that is!38. We've Got A Code ''V'' Over Here!
Image source/ Mama CheapsAs previously discussed, Disney World has its own (very strange) language which staff use to keep the magic alive. With that in mind, we strongly recommend that if you ever hear talk of the mysterious code ''V'', you avoid the affected area - V is code for vomit!39. Cast Members Are Always Speeding!
Image source/ OrlandoSentinelThe cast members are always speeding across the park to get where they need to be. While you'd think that Disney employees would be on their best behaviour at all times, many have found themselves pulled over by the parks police for channeling their inner Lightning McQueen!40. They Only Have Three Days To Learn!
Image source/ PinterestIt might shock you to know that staff are only given three days to learn their new roles! These three days (and nights) are spent with a Disney coach, who teaches them the ins and outs of their character! That's not long to master the perfect character...41. If A Family Member Dies, You Get A Free Pass!
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42. Staff Used To Share Underwear!
Image source/ Cracked.comYes, you read that right! The unlucky cast members who worked in the park before 2001 had to share undergarments. As a result, many employees complained of contracting lice or scabies from the used underwear. Gross! Thankfully the rules have no changed you'll be relieved to know.43. The Correct Way To Point!
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44. There Are No Lost Children!
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45. The Secret Store!
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46. Learning To Write, The Disney Way!
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47. There's A Whole New World Underneath Disney!
Image source/ CNBCOne of Disney World's best kept secrets is that there are tunnels connecting to different parts of the park...underground! This allows staff to travel to different areas of the park without being spotted by guests. While these tunnels might sound mysterious and exciting, according to insiders they are actually very hot and smelly!48. The Music Never Stops!
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49. You Will Never Meet Two Of The Same Character!
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50. The Costume Sizes Run REALLY Small!
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51. The Staff Want You To Spend All Of Your Money!
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52. Staff Aren't Allowed To Wear Glasses!
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53. Never Take Off The Costume!
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54. Staff Aren't Allowed To Share Which Character They Play!
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55. The Secret Suite In Disney World You'd Kill To Stay In!
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56. Some Rides Can Be Dangerous!
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57. Have A Disney Day!
Image source/ China DailyAlthough staff have to be cheerful and polite at all times, they have invented a special way of getting back at the guests who are rude to them. When a staff member says ''have a Disney day'' what they really mean is ''go screw yourself''.58. You'll Never Meet Beast If You Don't Make A Reservation!
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59. Complaining Will Get You Disney Dollars!
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60. Rude Guests Go On The Naughty List!
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