We all state that we do none of the cheesy, get too-comfortable and sometimes down-right cringey couple stuff…but really, we all do. And to say some of this stuff is gross would be the understatement of the year.
Would you ever pick your nose in front of your other half? (Do you say you don’t but really, when their back is turned you do?!) Do you finish each other’s sentences because you’re just so, like, happy. And, the worst of them all, do you smother PDA in front of everyone’s faces?
Whether you are guilty of any of the following or not, you cannot deny that you have caught yourself doing at least a few of the following…
Keep a count of how many of these gross things you are your partner are guilty of.
15. Name tattoos!
I honestly have to commend anyone who gets their other half’s name tattooed on them! Would you ever be brave enough to get your partner’s name tattooed on you forever?
14. Dance classes
Although we all think that we look like High School Musical’s Troy and Gabriella when we dance, that may not actually be the case. In reality, we look like two bumbling blobs who don’t know their left from their right!
13. Mushy pictures are the worst
Cringey couples pictures are the worst; we don’t want to see how happy you are! Honestly, how rude of you to share your happiness with us all. Ugh, so unbelievable.
12. Sleeping in sheets for a month
There is nothing better in the world than fresh sheets – but they’re a bit of an effort aren’t they! We all sleep in old sheets a little longer than we should because we’re arguing over who should change them.
11. Picking your nose
Although we all admit to it, we all pick our noses! Even when we’re single. The real question is, would you ever eat it in front of your other half?!
10. Silent farts!
After going to the bathroom in front of each other, comes farting in front of each other! Raise your hands if you’ve ever done a silent but deadly one, then blamed it on the dog.
9. Celebrating a monthiversary
We all know that one couple who will celebrate any kind of anniversary that is possible. Monthiversaries, kissaversaries, first date-aversaries, first sleepover-aversaries – you name it, they celebrate it… and don’t we know it!
8. Go to the loo in front of each other!
There’s nothing more awkward at the beginning of a relationship than going to the loo in front of each other. However, once that initial awkwardness is over with, we all become a whole lot more comfortable going in front of each other!
7. “Your” song
Although we all hate to admit it, every couple has one song that is theirs, and will be 4ever. No matter where you are, whenever you hear it, your eyes start to well up and you have to make excuses about hayfever!
6. Mushy FB posts
The last thing that any of us wants to see in the morning is a lovey dovey facebook post. Some people believe that these couples actually aren’t that happy together – do you agree?
5. Lady and the Tramp
If there is anything worse than the voices, it’s definitely feeding each other in public! All I’m trying to do is eat my pasta in peace and there’s a couple trying to do lady and the tramp! Yuck!
4. Cutesy voices
When couples speak in those high-pitched, cutesy af voices – does it grate on anyone else? Any bets the royals do it too – what do you think their nicknames are for each other?
Is there anything more off putting than seeing two people having a make out sesh in front of you? Yes, when they then decide to grope each other. Pass me the sick bucket ASAP!
2. Pop each other’s spots
We’ve all been talking to someone and cannot take our eyes of their bulging spot. Would you ever pop your other half’s spots? Maybe if they’re giving you a stare off…
1. Couples who bathe together…
Can you think of anything worse than laying in each other’s grime and dirt? Ewww!